Simon Says

Today I told Simon, "I am so thankful that you've been such a sweet boy today with no whining."
He said, "I like Jesus."
*********** Later ***************

He caught me looking the mirror in the car and asked what I was doing.
"I said I'm checking to see if I look pretty" (expecting a cute compliment to follow)
Instead, "You don't look pretty. You don't have any makeup on."

(Actually, I was wearing makeup, and later he told me I looked pretty. He's lucky he's so cute!)